What I've Learned About Pediculosis Capitis (Lice)
by Amy Schachter
If you meet lice in the street
Don't shake hands, or claws, or feet.
They'll think you're looking for a renter
And make your head a daycare center.
Being included somewhat romantically,
They'll reproduce themselves quite frantically.
You'll be asked to baby-sit
Their cherished offspring, nymph and nit.
Then having left their mark on you
They'll move on to your sister Sue.
In short, be wise, take my advice…